Packing to their mother

A couple had a fight in the night. The next morning the wife started packing her belongings. Her husband asked her, 'where are you going?' She answered, 'I'm going to my mother.' After a while, the man started packing too. She asked, 'where are you going?' He answered, 'I'm going to my mother'. Then She asked again, 'what happens to the 6 children then? Her husband answered, 'you're going to your mother, I'm going to my mother, and the children will also have to go to their mother.

Crazy Laws

It is against the law to fish from horseback.

When a person reaches the age of 50, he/she can then marry their cousin.

It is illegal not to drink milk.

It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them, but you just can't detonate them.

Birds have the right of way on all highways.

A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.

You're not allowed to sell beverages containing more than 3.2% alcohol.

It's legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list.

It is considered an offense to hunt whales.

In Kaysville, UT, you must have identification to enter a convienence store after dark.

In Logan, UT, women may not swear.

In Monroe, UT, daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor.

In Provo, UT, throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine.

In Salt Lake City, UT, no one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin.

In Trout Creek, UT, pharmacists may not sell gunpowder to cure headaches.

The Ugly Wife

A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks into his shirt pocket again and orders another shot. The bartender is curious and askes him "every time you order a shot, you look in your shirt pocket. Why?" The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in my pocket and when she starts to look good, I go home."

Ben - The thief

In Ben's church, the pastor preach on Sunday on the topic-  God's time is the best
The following day Ben secretly go to church and steal the clock. when inquiry was made it was found that it's Ben that steal the clock. The pastor ask, Ben why did you steal the clock he reply, are you not the one that said God's time is the best.

A carpenter

A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed. The lawyer for the defendant was trying to accuse him and asked him how far away he was from the accident.
The carpenter replied, "Twenty-seven feet, six and one-half inches."
"What? How come you are so sure of that distance?" asked the lawyer.
"Well, I know that some idiot would ask me. So I measured it!" replied the carpenter.

Big head - head of the family

John ask his father, daddy who is the head of this family and the father reply , am the head. And john sighs and reply i know why you are the head of this family, i think is because your head is big.

PASTOR CHAMA

Pastor Chama was caught by his church member in a bar drinking a bottle of chilled star beer.
The member asked:
Member: Haa! Pastor Chama you should be drinking Malt, Fanta or Coke not Star that is a beer. You are not doing the word you preach pastor.
Pastor Chama: Shut up, where was Malt, Fanta and Coke when STAR led the 3 wise men to Jesus?

Bonny & Mum

Bonny: Mum. You call my brother Small Angel
Mum: yes i did
Bonny: And you said angels normally fly
Mum: Yes
Bonny: but my brother didn't fly when i threw him through the window.

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