birthday gift.

One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a birthday gift.
The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
Na so fight start ...

Marriage certificate.

A man was taking a close look at their marriage certificate, checking all the words in the certificate one by one. His wife notice this and ask him what he is looking for in the certificate, he replied, saying, am finding the expiry date.

Wife drop towel because of $800

The husband is going into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the door-bell rings. 

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Bob looks a bit flustered from seeing her in the towel, but smiles and says, "I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking about it she realizes she has the chance of earning $800 within a minute, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. 

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob," she replies. "Okay "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"

Who is the most foolish man

Who is d most foolish among dis 3 men :  A Hausa man who watered his farm garden in the rain. An Igbo man who saw ripe mango & climb the tree to confirm then come down and start throwing stone 2 pluck it, and a Yoruba man saw something that looked like shit, he touch with his finger & tasted it and said "mmmh"  so is shit,  thank God I no match am!. Pls i need reply.